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1. Do you snore?
Sometimes

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Both

3. What's your worst fear?
Going to Hell

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
No

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
I hate tv

6. Do you chew on your straws?
All the time

7. Were you a cute baby?
I dunno

8. Is the single life for you?
not really

9. What colour is your keyboard?
black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
quiet enough so no one can here me

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
no and I dont plan on doing it any time soon

12. Any secret talents?
im good at pissing people off

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
Computer

14. Can you swim?
yes

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
no

17. Do you care about the ozone?
no

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
your mom

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
no

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
yes and it sucked

21. Are you a single child?
I guess, all my sibling are only half related to me

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
I use mechanical pencils so neither

23. What's your stand on hunting?
It's fun I guess

24. Is marriage in your future?
Maybe

25. Do you like your handwriting?
I dont care

26. What are you allergic to?
life

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
a few minutes ago

28. Is Tupac still alive?
Da f** is that!?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
No

30. How do you like your eggs?
Over medium

31. Are blondes dumb?
Hell no

32. Where does the other sock end up?
oblivion

33. What time is it?
ADVENTURE TIME!!!!

4. Do you have a nickname?
Gracie

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
No, but i dont eat there very often I prefer Taco Bell

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Yesterday

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Shower's

38. Is Santa Claus real?
No

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
I'v never had my neck kissed.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only sometimes

41. What are you addicted to?
Hot Cheet's

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy

43. Can you crack your neck?
I just did

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes and it was scary as bungee jumping without the cord

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
once

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Yes

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Sometimes I am, sometimes i'm not

48. What colour are your eyes?
Brown but I wish they were green

50. Do you like your life?
It can suck sometimes but yes, I do

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
THE ROCK
52. Are you psychic
Only when the situation is predictable
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No

54. Do you play any instruments?
Percussion

55. Have you ever stolen money?
No

56. Can you snowboard?
Never done that before

57. Do you like camping?
No

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
No

59. Do you believe in magic?
I can make my food disappear within three minutes
60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
YES I LOVE DOGS
61. You believe in divorce?
Only if it's needed

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
That's like asking if I hate food

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yes

64. Is it cold outside today?
No, this is Arizona it's never cold

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Only black

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
Maaaybeeeee

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Tampon commercials, like, you are never that happy when your on your period!

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
What's that?

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Stupid, sadistic and suicidal my Mindless self indulgance

71. Do you like your job?
Dont have one

72. Do you like your classes in school?
No

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Over medium

74. Do you like these surveys.
yes, i very much do


75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
yes but im not going to

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
cuz it wanted to slap that racist that made fun of him the other day
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